mms first month-April-2007

mms 1.4.7
If u see rajnikanth before a camera you are lucky.how??

ANS::because you hav seen a shooting star !!

mms 2.4.7

(told on march 30th after a gruelling session of marchpast)
Till now We had march past

From now on march past !


mms3.4.7

What current does radio mirchi run on??
ANS:: DC current.cos,AC is cool but radio mirchi is hot ..so DC.

mms 4.4.7

If "net" is south pole then what is north pole??
ANS:: "mag" cos,in a magnet one half is north pole and the other half is south pole

mms 5.4.7
There is no current or gas in your house.U want hot water but tap water is cold.How to get hot water??
ANS::Add some chilli powder and the water will become HOT !!

mms 6.4.7
What is hard water commonly known as??
ANS:: Hard water !!

mms 7.4.7

Sundar:Where is this answer da??
Me:Here
Sundar:Why are you turning so many pages?
me:THIRUPPI THIRUPPI PADICHAATHAN NYAABAGAM IRUKKUM

mms.8.4.7
A man draws a line on the road at 1:30 pm.What has he done??
ANS::he has done pseudo code(soodu in tamil is hot)


mms 9.4.7
TR POEM
Wheel la irukku spoke
Shoe le irukku spike
I have a bike
speaker le pesa theva mike
->This do u like?

mms 10.4.7

Why is der a lot of noise in a place where they make tennis and badminton bats??
ANS::cos they are making racket(noise)!!!

mms 11.4.7
There is a girl named usha.She is a bad girl.yet she is sweet.how??
ANS::because she is Bad Usha tha is BADUSHA(a sweet)

mms 12.4.7
Why is impossible to get a piano in a cell phone?
ANS::because cell has no cords(chords)!!!

mms 13.4.7
What is the similarity between sunscreen and clearscreen ???
ANS::both are used in sea( C language)

mms 14.4.7
A woman's tooth is good for health.how?
ANS::because it is her pal(teeth is pal in tamil)..thats HERBAL !!!

mms 14.4.7-Tamil new year special
Thatuvam
During new year oru pudhu year irukku
but, during new moon,old moon kooda illaye !!

mms 15.4.7
Why do the say "Hello" in mike ??
ANS::cos its a microphone (in phone we say hello...same way)

mms 16.4.7
We are fans of a conductive hand.how?
ANS::conductive hand...that is mho kai thats mokkai !!!

mms 17.4.7(a few days after tamil new year)
HAPPY NEW EAR
generally we have an old ear but listen to new jokes.but this time u had a new ear(new year) but old joke

mms 18.4.7
A man sneezes while making a sock.he suddenly dies.why?
ANS::because S H(sneeze) O C K -the man dies of shock

mms 19.4.7
tattuvam
nee left pona rightum pogalaam.aanaa right aana wrong aagave mudiyathu !!

mms 20.4.7
When you need 90 degrees angle,
the RIGHT-angle is the right angle.

mms 21.4.7
tattuvam
If a vehicle gets breakdown it wont start.
But,if the vehicle's break is down it wont stop !!

mms 22.4.7
tattuvam
people will be sad if they have any dosham.But they will be happy if they have SAN'DOSHAM'


mms 23.4.7
What will u do if u want kerosene??
ANS::Ask the phy lab asistant for some oil...what he gives is krishnan oil..thats krishnaail(thats kerosene)
(a note for non SSNites the phy lab assistant is KRISHNAN)

mms 24.4.7
thattuvam
nee enna dhan adha male voice-nu sonnaalum,female voice than pictch mela irukkum !!!

mms25.4.7
Why do mosquitoes never bite indian cricket players?

ANS::Because they get easily ALL OUT

mms 26.4.7
Ideaology
When someone doesnt agree wid what u say they r offering some resistance 1k or 2k
But when they agree dey offering no resistance i.e. zero k that is ok

mms 27.4.7
What is the similarity between microsoft corporation and a carpenter??
ANS::Both make WINDOWS !!!

mms 28.4.7
A man has latest film DVD but its not a thiruttu VCD.how??
ANS::because its a thiruttu DVD !!!

mms 29.4.7
which is the most oily day? and which is the coolest day???
ANS::
oily day is Friday(fry-day)

coolest day is sunday(SUNDAE)

mms 30.4.7
is hooke's law male or female??
ANS:: FEMALE.because "hook" is "KOKKI" and hence KOKILA which is female

mms 30.4.7.b
Why is the internet very clean?
ANS::Because people keep SURFing it !!