mms second month-june 2007

MMS trial 1.6.7
BY PRANDO
Which oinment never stays in a same place??

Ans:MOOV(move)


MMS trial 2.6.7
by prando
What mode of transport does a semi-conductr take?

Ans:an epiTAXI !!


mms trial 3.6.7
by prando
Which physical quantity never gets old?

Ans:YOUNG's modulus


mms trial 4.6.7
by prando
Which band plays sorrow and soulful music??

ANS: husBAND

mms trial 5.6.7
by prando
A thief went to a locked house.He didnt have any keys.only mobile,what did he do?

Ans:HE pressed the menu buton followed by asterix key


mms 6.6.7
by prando
what is just one letter but very long??

Ans:Q(queue)

mms 7.6.7
by sk
Why are people colourful on sunday?

ANS::cos its a holiday(holi day)!!


mms 8.6.7
by sk
Why are adult rated films fizzy?

ANS::because they are A-rated (AERATED)

mms 9.6.7
by sk
which medicine is an entertainer?

Ans:its MOOV cos its MOO-V (Thats movie)


mms 10.6.7
by sk
a man goes to pawn broker shop and kept his mouth shut.he didnt speak a word.suddenly the seth gave him money(the seth didnt owe the man anything).how?

Ans:cos silence is GOLDen


mms 11.6.7
sk thatuvam

Ans:It may be called as shopping COMPLEX.But what we do there is REAL shopping


mms 12.6.7
by sk

what is bruce-lee's girlfriend's name?

Ans:LOVE-lee

what do u call Bruce lee if he has broken one hand?

Ans:single handed-lee



mms 13.6.7
sk thatuvam

Unakku evvalo than fans irunthaalum,ceiling fan or table fan thaan kaathu kudukkum

mms 14.6.7
In a kiln which is the worst worker?

Ans:a BRICK.cos it keeps getting FIRED

mms 15.6.7
thatuvam

nee enna thaan un cell phone-a charge pannaalum,recharge pannalenaa peasave mudiyaathu

16.6.7
Every night one song of SIVAJI film is missing.which?

Ans:its ORU KOODAI SUNLIGHT (cos in night,there is no sunlight)

17.6.7
by prasanth
What can ravana do alone that we cannot do?

Ans:He can sing in chorus alone


MMS 18.6.7
by Srikrishna
What company manufactures tails for animals?

Ans:Quality walls (tail is wall in tamil)


MMS 19.6.7
By prasanth
Why is electronic bow dangerous?

Ans:Because electronic-bow is E-VIL(tamil) Which is EVIL


MMS 20.6.7
By sk
Why did the newly born twin baby boys created trouble for their dad?

Ans:Cos they were nuisance(new sons) !!!


MMS 21.6.7
By prasanth
Why were the doctors urgently hunting optimistic people?

Ans:because they needed B+(be positive) blood.

MMS 22.6.7
By Sk
When you give flower to a dog it will become timid.how?

Ans:Cos its a poo (flower) nai thats a Poonaiand cat is timid


MMS 23.6.7
By Srikrishna
Which is the correct stone?

Ans:A meteorite(right)!!


MMS 24.6.7
By sk

Me:nobody knows tht u r goin 4 xtra clas
Friend:wat?me?i not goin 4 any class
Me:see.i am rite.noone knows.not even u !

mms 25.6.7
by sk
if there are many people in a gym we can eat it.how?

Ans:cos its a jam(like traffic jam) in a gym,thats JIM JAM (biscuit)

mms 26.6.7
by sk
When a writer is unable to think of anything to right he is said to have a writer's block.how to remove it?

Ans:Watch SIVAJI...its a BLOCKbuster

mms 27.6.7
by prando
What musical instrument does GANDHIji hate?

Ans:VIOLINs (violence)


MMS 28.6.7
BY SK
Why is frequency violent?

Ans:Cos it hurts

MMS 29.6.7
BY sk
When is a cat not clean?

Ans:When it is a kitten(cos a group of kitten is litter)

MMS 30.6.7
BY SK
There was a car that was painted with a variety of colours.suddenly al cars started praying to it.Why?

ANS:Cos it was a holy(colourful==holi) car