mms third month-JULY 2007

mms 1.7.7
by sk
What is the similarity between TALAM(taal in music) and computer?

ANS::Talam is lap-tap.Computer is laptop


mms 2.7.7
by prando
Why did the BULL get excited on seeing the construction of a building?

Ans:Because there were JALLI stones and the bull was trained for jalli kattu


mms 3.7.7
Which is the holy place of our body?

Ans:TEMPLE


mms 4.7.7
sk thatuvam
A person maybe someBODY or noBODY.
But after death he is a deadBODY


mms 5.7.7
sk thatuvam
Fan-a HI la veccha kaathu nariya varum.
Aana height-la veccha kaathe varaathu


mms 6.7.7
sk thatuvam
you may have read about IC realisation(Integrated Circuit realisation)
Actually when u realise something u say I see (IC)


mms 7.7.7
by sk
How does footware connect F1 to computer?

Ans:IN computer we have booting.
In F1 we have schumaher


mms 8.7.7
by sk
Which coutry is a headache to USA?

Ans: IRAQ,cos USA keeps applying bomb(balm)


mms 9.7.7
by sk
Which is the old number?

And: ten cos in roman,it is X(ex)


mms 10.7.7
by sk
Why is a sub inspector standard?

Ans: cos he is SI (SI is the standard system of measurement)



mms 11.7.7
by sk
Which is the strongest part of a dog?

Ans:its tail i.e. vaal...(in tamil it is vaal=wall which is very strong)


mms 12.7.7
by sk
why do people get sticky after death?

Ans:cos they go either to Sorgam (sor-gum) or to naragam (nara-gum)


mms 13.7.7
by sk
A man is unmarried and has never had any contacts with any girl.yet he becomes father.how?

Ans:he has become a christian FATHER(head of church)


mms 14.7.7
sk thatuvam
none can equal the warmth of a mother.
if u anagram "mother" u get "thermo"


mms 15.7.7
by sk
A man was sitting on a chair.a fly came and sat on him.he started making sounds like a bell.why?

Ans:cos ots man+e(fly) thats mani


mms 16.7.7
sk thatuvam
King has kingdom
Queen has queendom
but both have KREEDOM


mms 17.7.7
sk thatuvam
when there are 2 teams(generally) playing a game,
only one is selected as winner.Thats why we call it as won (one)


mms 18.7.7
by sabarish(subscribe's contribution)
Why is surgery very bad?

Ans: cos its IN-human


mms 19.7.7
prando thatuvam
KO is 'Knock Out' in boxing.it is given when the naaku(tongue) is out(i.e. out cold)


mms 20.7.7
prando thatuvam
Cancer is very deadly,
UNLESS its your sun sign


mms 21.7.7
sk thatuvam
In chess you mate check or mate.
But the board is only checked


mms 22.7.7
by sk
Where does trignometry sleep?
in Pi(i.e. pai=mat)

if its colder then its 2Pi
if its even colder then cot



mms 23.7.7
by prando
Even if u wear a shirt and pant it will be informals.hom?

Ans:By inserting the formals it becomes informals


mms 24.7.7
by sk
If u lick jewels u will laugh.how?

Ans:licking jewels is nagai suvai (taste) thats nagai chuvai ..thats comedy(in tamil)



mms 25.7.7
contribution by saravanan
If your sister gives u information what will u call her?

Ans: infosys (INFO SYS)


mms 26.7.7
by sk
Which number system wasinvented by animal?

Ans: its BINARY (cos it is BY NARI(fox))


mms 27.7.7
by sk
which detergent can we eat?

Ans: aspRIN (detergent=RIN)



mms 28.7.7
by sk
what is comon to a dog and bark?

ans: BARK



mms 29.7.7
contribution by siddarth
How do u make 10 as 5 without writing anything??

Ans:Just put the "1" over "0" and it will become 5(phi greek letter)


mms 30.7.7
contribution by saravanan
Which is the shortest part of a human??

Ans:its leg (cos its kaal in tamil and kaal = 1/4 i.e 0.25)


mms 31.7.7
by sk
Which is the hardest programming language?

Ans: its PASCAL (KAL=stone(in tamil))